Chocolate Dipped Coconut Macaroons and Greek Yogurt Chocolate Bread (The recipe calls it bread, but it’s totally more like a cake.)
Recipe for the Macaroons: http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2005/06/an-american-mac-1/
Recipe for the Chocolate Loaf Cake: http://www.voskos.com/recipes/breakfast/greek-yogurt-chocolate-bread-recipe
A conversation between a friend and I that made me laugh.
[12:32] me: I have to show you something…
[12:32] me: http://i48.tinypic.com/2hr0e8g.jpg
[12:33] him: Okay. I actually LOLd.
[12:33] him: Really hard
[12:34] me: hahaha I wasn’t sure if it would be legible, but it totally is when it’s zoomed. Even without, too.
[12:34] me: I was so mad. Chips Deluxe? Yeah, okay.
[12:35] him: Yeah, Chips DaFux?
[12:36] me: I get ONE package and I have to pick the one where the robot in the factory had a hiccup on the production line.
[12:36] me: I haven’t bothered to check how degenerate the rest of the package is.
[12:37] me: You had ONE job, Rainbow Chip Sprinkler DX1200!
[12:37] him: Yeah, they dun goofed. Such a ripoff XD
[12:37] him: Hahaha
[12:38] me: Yeah, Happy Fucking New Year.
[12:39] me: Those Rainbow Chipless cookies are symbolic of my life for the next year.
[12:39] him: Lol, I don’t think so
[12:40] me: Cookie #1: It seems like you’ve got your shit together and BAM! Cookie #2: It’s all gone and stays gone as shown in Cookie #3. I haven’t decided if Cookie #4 is my shit coming back together but still being scattered all over the place or if that is actually my face by the end of it all.
I have a few celebrity crushes and I don’t really talk about them too much or explain why, so I’m going to now. Yes, the list is in order starting with who I crush the hardest on.
1. Demi Lovato
To me, Demi is perfection. I will always love her, but I’m not too much of a fan of her blonde hair at the moment, so I chose a picture where I find her the most attractive. I admire her courage to speak about her issues with depression, bipolar disorder, cutting and bulimia, among other things. Also, I like how she doesn’t have what is considered to be the perfect Hollywood body, which I find tends to be the same for most of the people I’m going to put on this list.
Cissexism in my probability class:
The professor, talking about incompatibility of events: “for instance, being a man and being a woman is incompatible. You are either one or the other. They are disjoint events.”
Which is doubly annoying cuz I had had a crush on this professor :/
In which the OP ignores any semblance of sexual dimorphism.
Ugh, I’ve commented on this issue with regards to Statistics and Probability in the past and how ridiculous it would be to modify it based on special snowflakes like the OP (http://synacious.tumblr.com/post/27988885508/the-best-of-social-justice-youve-been-carded).
Fight the “gender binary” within society on your own time, but keep it out of Mathematics. I hope for the OP’s sake that the post is a joke.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shirley Temple’s Heidi is available for streaming on Netflix; this is not a motherfuckin’ GAME!
Reblog if you think a girl’s best friend is not a diamond, but a graphing calculator.
I remember years ago I bought The Golden Girls season one on DVD because I told my then boyfriend that he would probably like the show if he just gave it a chance. I went over his apartment and his roommate was there with two other friends and they were all smoking weed. My boyfriend said that if he had to watch it, they did too. When the intro started they were all laughing, but within the first ten minutes they all got super serious. Then, after seeing Harry and Blanche, one of his friends says “Get that sandcastle pussy” and puts out his palm and starts blowing like he’s the sandman and then pretends to burrow through the sand.
When the first episode finished, I went to go take it out of the DVD player and they were like “NOOOOOOO!!” I woke up in the morning and they were still watching it and then one of them went out to get season two the same day. The four of them started calling each other Blanche, Rose, Sophia, and Dorothy. I love how much this show is enjoyed by many types of people, but even I was like “I can’t”. I had no idea that was going to happen.
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER
GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues
Thought you guys might want to hear this. Today at work, I was getting a table ready for a large party. I went up to an old man sitting alone and asked if I could use the empty chair across from him. He sweetly said, “Sorry, I’d rather you not. I like to pretend my wife is still here, sitting with me.