February 2013
2 posts
Stuff I baked this week
Chocolate Dipped Coconut Macaroons and Greek Yogurt Chocolate Bread (The recipe calls it bread, but it’s totally more like a cake.)
Recipe for the Macaroons: http://www.davidlebovitz.com/2005/06/an-american-mac-1/
Recipe for the Chocolate Loaf Cake: http://www.voskos.com/recipes/breakfast/greek-yogurt-chocolate-bread-recipe
January 2013
4 posts
Just like one of my japanese animes!: gabberforth: BOLD what applies to you:Appearance:I am 5’4 or... →
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BOLD what applies to you:
Appearance:
I am 5’4 or shorter.
I have many scars.
I tan easily.
I wish my hair was a different color.
I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
I have a tattoo.
I am self-conscious about my appearance.
I have/I’ve had/I need braces.
I wear glasses.
I’d get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free, scar-free.
I’ve been told I’m attractive by a complete stranger.
I have more than 2 piercings.
I have piercings in places besides my ears.
I have freckles.
Family/Home Life:
I’ve sworn at my parents.
I’ve been kicked out of the house.
I have a sibling less than one year old.
I want to have kids someday. (half bold because I’m undecided.)
I have children.
I’ve lost a child.
Embarrassment:
I’ve slipped out a “lol” in a spoken conversation.
Disney movies still make me cry.
I’ve snorted while laughing.
I’ve laughed so hard I’ve cried.
I’ve glued my hand to something.
I’ve laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
I’ve had my pants rip in public.
Health:
I was born with a disease/impairment.
I’ve had stitches.
I’ve broken a bone.
I’ve had my tonsils removed.
I’ve sat in a doctor’s office with a friend.
I’ve had my wisdom teeth removed.
I’ve had surgery.
I’ve had chicken pox.
Traveling:
I’ve driven over 200 miles in one day.
I’ve been to Canada.
I’ve been to Niagara Falls.
I’ve been to Japan.
I’ve Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans.
I’ve been to Spain.
I’ve been to Africa.
I’ve been to France.
I’ve been to London.
Experiences:
I’ve been lost in my city.
I’ve seen a shooting star.
I’ve wished on a shooting star.
I’ve seen a meteor shower.
I’ve gone out in public in my pajamas.
I’ve pushed all the buttons on an elevator.
I’ve been to a casino.I’ve been skydiving.
I’ve gone skinny dipping.
I’ve played spin the bottle.
I’ve crashed a car.
I’ve been skiing.
I’ve been in a play.
I’ve met someone in person from the internet.I’ve caught a snowflake on my tongue.
I’ve seen the Northern Lights.
I’ve sat on a roof top at night.
I’ve played chicken.
I’ve played a prank on someone.I’ve ridden in a taxi.
I’ve seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
I’ve eaten Sushi.
I’ve been snowboarding.
Relationships:
I’m single.
I’m in a relationship. (I can’t answer these. :\ They should have another option.)
I’m available.
I’m engaged.
I’m married.
I’ve gone on a blind date.
I’ve been the dumpee more than the dumper.
I miss someone right now.
I have a fear of abandonment.
I’ve been divorced.
I’ve had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back.
Sexuality:
I’ve had/have a crush on someone of the same gender.
I’ve kissed a member of the same gender.
I’ve had sex with more than one person at the same time.
I am a cuddler.
I’ve been kissed in the rain.
I’ve had sex outdoors.
I’ve hugged a stranger.
I have kissed a stranger.
I have had sex with a stranger.
Honesty/Crime:
I’ve done something I promised someone else I wouldn’t.
I have lied to my parents about where I am.
I am keeping a secret from the world.
I’ve cheated while playing a game.
I’ve run a red light.
I’ve been suspended from school.
I’ve witnessed a crime.
I’ve been in a fist fight.
I’ve been arrested.
I’ve shoplifted.
Drugs/Alcohol:
I’ve consumed alcohol.
I’ve smoked a cigarette.
I‘ve smoked pot.I regularly drink.
I’ve taken painkillers when I didn’t need them.
I’ve done hard drugs.
I’ve been addicted to an illegal drug.
I’ve done a lot of stupid things.
A conversation between a friend and I that made me laugh.
[12:32] me: I have to show you something…
[12:32] me: http://i48.tinypic.com/2hr0e8g.jpg
[12:33] him: Okay. I actually LOLd.
[12:33] him: Really hard
[12:34] me: hahaha I wasn’t sure if it would be legible, but it totally is when it’s zoomed. Even without, too.
[12:34] me: I was so mad. Chips Deluxe? Yeah, okay.
[12:35] him: Yeah, Chips DaFux?
[12:36] me: I get ONE package and I have to pick the one where the robot in the factory had a hiccup on the production line.
[12:36] me: I haven’t bothered to check how degenerate the rest of the package is.
[12:37] me: You had ONE job, Rainbow Chip Sprinkler DX1200!
[12:37] him: Yeah, they dun goofed. Such a ripoff XD
[12:37] him: Hahaha
[12:38] me: Yeah, Happy Fucking New Year.
[12:39] me: Those Rainbow Chipless cookies are symbolic of my life for the next year.
[12:39] him: Lol, I don’t think so
[12:40] me: Cookie #1: It seems like you’ve got your shit together and BAM! Cookie #2: It’s all gone and stays gone as shown in Cookie #3. I haven’t decided if Cookie #4 is my shit coming back together but still being scattered all over the place or if that is actually my face by the end of it all.
December 2012
4 posts
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Request: Goofy reads the tweets of spoiled little shits complaining about Christmas
cherrizard asked prozdvoices:
on christmas I want you to read the tweets of spoiled pieces of shit complaining about christmas in goofy’s voice
Since I might not get the chance on actual Christmas due to busy holidays, I decided to take tweets from last year because you know what, these kids deserve another wave of shame for their bullshit behavior. Enjoy the unbelievably wretched sense of entitlement.
I like to think Goofy is reading all of Max’s tweets back to him in the most CRUEL, MOCKING WAY.
I DIDN’T GET AN IPHONE FUCK CHRISTMAS
i am crying omfg. i’m sure this christmas will be just as good
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November 2012
1 post
October 2012
2 posts
My Top Celebrity Crushes
I have a few celebrity crushes and I don’t really talk about them too much or explain why, so I’m going to now. Yes, the list is in order starting with who I crush the hardest on.
1. Demi Lovato
To me, Demi is perfection. I will always love her, but I’m not too much of a fan of her blonde hair at the moment, so I chose a picture where I find her the most attractive. I admire her courage to speak about her issues with depression, bipolar disorder, cutting and bulimia, among other things. Also, I like how she doesn’t have what is considered to be the perfect Hollywood body, which I find tends to be the same for most of the people I’m going to put on this list.
September 2012
17 posts
Cissexism in my probability class:
The professor, talking about incompatibility of events: “for instance, being a man and being a woman is incompatible. You are either one or the other. They are disjoint events.”
Which is doubly annoying cuz I had had a crush on this professor :/
In which the OP ignores any semblance of sexual dimorphism.
Ugh, I’ve commented on this issue with regards to Statistics and Probability in the past and how ridiculous it would be to modify it based on special snowflakes like the OP (http://synacious.tumblr.com/post/27988885508/the-best-of-social-justice-youve-been-carded).
Fight the “gender binary” within society on your own time, but keep it out of Mathematics. I hope for the OP’s sake that the post is a joke.
There Is No Sin Except Stupidity: So →
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tightest-of-buttholes: My boyfriend and I are having an argument about welfare. I say that people dependent on the state lose certain privileges (if you’re on food stamps, I don’t think you need that iPhone 5) and he thinks otherwise. That somehow it’s “their money and can do what they want…
My opinion? Dump your boyfriend. (Joke, btw)
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shirley Temple’s Heidi is available for streaming on Netflix; this is not a motherfuckin’ GAME!
Reblog if you think a girl’s best friend is not a diamond, but a graphing calculator.
I remember years ago I bought The Golden Girls season one on DVD because I told my then boyfriend that he would probably like the show if he just gave it a chance. I went over his apartment and his roommate was there with two other friends and they were all smoking weed. My boyfriend said that if he had to watch it, they did too. When the intro started they were all laughing, but within the first ten minutes they all got super serious. Then, after seeing Harry and Blanche, one of his friends says “Get that sandcastle pussy” and puts out his palm and starts blowing like he’s the sandman and then pretends to burrow through the sand.
When the first episode finished, I went to go take it out of the DVD player and they were like “NOOOOOOO!!” I woke up in the morning and they were still watching it and then one of them went out to get season two the same day. The four of them started calling each other Blanche, Rose, Sophia, and Dorothy. I love how much this show is enjoyed by many types of people, but even I was like “I can’t”. I had no idea that was going to happen.
you know what i want to know
how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby
solve that mystery steve
THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT
EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON
PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS
THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA
SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER
GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT
tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues
Dying.
August 2012
21 posts
I forgot to care: the masterlist (forever under construction) →
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(note: this WILL be updated as things change)
order of pronouns:
nominative - object - possessive determiner - possessive pronoun - reflexive
list of pronouns:
- ze, zan, zans, zans, zanself
- zie, zir, zir, zirs, zirself
- jey, jem, jem, jem, jeself
- …
This is one of the dumbest things I have ever read. Trying too hard now, especially all the ones that are based on “myself/itself”. Come on, really? And shiselfou is obviously from a weeaboo.
Thought you guys might want to hear this. Today at work, I was getting a table ready for a large party. I went up to an old man sitting alone and asked if I could use the empty chair across from him. He sweetly said, “Sorry, I’d rather you not. I like to pretend my wife is still here, sitting with me.
Shame, Despair, Solitude!: On "vegan privilege". →
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Real privileges that can affect if you can be vegan or not include:
- Availability of food products (Are you in a ‘food desert’ where there are no rice, beans or vegetables? In this case, veganism isn’t the problem. Rather, access to healthy and affordable food is.)
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