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Today I had to go to court because I was sued by a collection agency trying to collect a debt I allegedly owe.  They couldn’t get their numbers right and kept trying to extort money out of me that I knew I did not owe, so I decided to fight the case and represent myself.  The whole time I was thinking “WWSD? (What Would Saul Do?)” and when they finally called me up, I asked the Plaintiff to provide proof that I owed the debt by way of contracts and original statements.  The judge asked him if he had proof and he said no, so my case was dismissed. I didn’t smile until I got into the elevator, but I had to fight the urge to yell “BETTER CALL SAUL, BITCH!”